can all the people who embarrass others to make themselves look bigger be deported to hell thanks
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
i hate when girls wear high waisted shit to hide their gut but it just makes it look like they have a gut and a fupa. who ya foolin except urself
Bitch high waisted pants make your waist look FAB and your ass look even better you can leave you basic ass bitch have fun with ya mid rise bootcut old navy clearance rack jeans hoe
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
'yeah i'll buy it for you'
Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from
So many items arranged so beautifully.
This is so satisfying to look at.
this makes me happy
my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life